It's not easy being the fair one.

Public Service Advisory: Use sunscreen. As the person with the fairest skin in my family (except possibly my son), I'm also the least likely to get burned because I take precautions. I got my once-in-a-lifetime burn as a kid. You can only get it once in a lifetime because, as my pediatrician informed me with my mother right there, "Next time, you won't be so stupid." (And then he stuck me with a needle for good measure.)

And drink pretty of fluids.