This is all for the Birdies! Bye-bye!!

Rejected opening salutations included, "What's the skinny, little Minnie?" and "What's going down, Miss Downtown?"

This has been bouncing around my head for a couple of weeks. The main thing preventing it from being done was figuring that I wasn't going to get it done.

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