Are the odds stacked against Dec?

I'm still decided on the format. I'll probably use the pulp order (or publication order) but parody the Bantam covers.

I fiddled with the logo, and I made the image taller so I could include a "cover blurb", which makes up for the lack of dialogue. Also, the blurb means people who see the image away from the blog or the comic page will see that text and not miss the joke. Without context, it's just an odd image.