One method: Put the turkey in first. Fill the fryer with oil. Remove turkey. Heat the oil.

This one should've been up the day after Thanksgiving, except a) wasn't ready yet because we were enjoying the holiday, and b) I was a little worried that the newspaper would be filled with tragedy from this happening, despite it being a sitcom staple.

I hope everyone's Thanksgiving was a happy and safe one. I'm having great memories of Leftover Sundays past.