Actually, my Dad and brother were Army men, but the Navy set came with a submarine that actually works in the bathtub ... I mean, that's what it said on the box.
All of which reminds me: Have a Happy Memorial Day.

But if a train went north at 80 mph and another train went west at 60 miles per hour, how long before Gomez Addams makes them crash while simultaneously blowing up the bridge?

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